THE NARUTARD SURVEY!


1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)?
UGH! Too many to choose from! I like just about everyone in the series besides Orochimaru, Sasuke (post-time skip), and currently Kabuto.

2. What is your favorite pairing?
Naruto/Sakura.

3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Not especially.

4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?
Haven't had the chance yet. I might someday.

5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any.
Naruto Headband. Sand Village.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
I haven't. They're, I mean, not real. And anyway, I don't think I'd be compatible with any of them anyway.

7. Naruhina or Kibahina?
KibaHina. NaruHina sucks at life.

8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?
Because SasuSaku also sucks at life, SasuNaru. I'm not much of a fan, but I've read a couple doujins and fanfics.

9. Which team is your favourite?
Well, Team 7.

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
I think it makes some sense, with the hole in his mask being where it would have to be if he were Obito... I don't know, it's not that big of a deal to me, but I think it'd be pretty interesting if that happened.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?
Duh. It's so ridiculously obvious it's practically fact at this point.

12. Your favourite akatsuki member?
I like Tobi because he's stupid, Deidara because he's a spazz, and Itachi because he's uber cool and pretty much the most kick-ass villain around.

13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke?
Erm. I'm not sure. I would like Sasuke to, you know, redeem himself, but then I think, "Fuck him, he's an ass and always has been." I don't know.

14. have you seen all naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers)
I watched all the episodes up to the fillers and stopped, and then I haven't been watching Shippuden because either a: I haven't had time or b: my internet's been down.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yep! Well, I need to check on chapter 360 - last time I checked only the raw was out. But other than that, yes I have.

16. Do you beleive Naruto has ADD?
Maybe mildly.

17. Sub or dub?
OMG, sub all the way. I despise the dub voices with a passion. Not to mention they can't pronounce Japanese names for shit.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Aw, I love Sakura. Not at the beginning of the series, she was an uber bitch then, but as the series went on, she turned into a total badass (particularly after the time skip).

19. Tobi = annoying or funny?
Tobi's funny. His stupidity makes me laugh.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Yeah, he's the guy with the weird swirly mask with the right eyehole in it from Akatsuki.

21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?
Why anyone would think Gai is a sexy beast is absolutely beyond me.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
... Haku. He looks way like a girl anyway. I bet Sasuke could pull off a dress. And Deidara looks like a chick too.

23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?
If you mean weird in a bad way, than awesome.

24. which character would be best OOC? who and how?
...

25. Do you like naruto fanfics?
I don't read them too often, but I enjoy the occasional one.

26. Do you write naruto fanfics?
Haven't yet. Maybe someday.

27. Do you like lemons?
Sometimes. If it's actually well-written.

28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?
Um. Probably not. My mom doesn't listen when I talk about anime or Harry Potter.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
OMG IT'S HILARIOUS. I love it.

30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Yeah, I have. Actually, the person who made them is dating one of my best friends...

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
Um. Not that I know of.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too!?"
... I don't draw.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?"
Again... no drawing.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
No, I don't spend enough time doing Naruto-related things for it to really affect my grades.

35. Are you broke thanks to naruto?
I'm broke because I have no money. I never have any money.

36. Do you want to read icha icha Paradise?
Erm, not especially. God knows what a pervert like Jiraiya could come up with.

37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?
Definitely not.

38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
Sadly, no. I am a horrible artist.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Definitely NO EW. The wings thing? They're like big giant hands. And he's EFFING PURPLE. WTF? Ick, no. No thank you.

40. Do you have a naruto OC?
Nope.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life?
Nope. ^_^ My life-consuming obsessions are Death Note and Harry Potter. I apologize, Naruto. I still love you.